Places in class were changed. It is so saddening because of my stupid class teacher. I wanna cry! Shaun wasn't behind of Alyssa anymore. Jiayee's seat is close to me. Alyssa is still in her seat and I am beyond far. I'm surrounded by boys and I have to change my place. I don't want to sit beside a boy like Waffle cause he bits everything. He is disgusting. He licks he's penicilbox, bits his pens and pencilbox too. Eww. Alyssa wants to changed places with Jason cause she wants to sit beside her cute little idol, Nicholas. I'll be happy to switch place if I'm close to Shaun's seat. This looks like I have a crush on him, yes? Actually, a big fat NO. I have no secret crush on him but I have to just admit that he is looks much better than Nicholas. Cute-er, Nicholas is cute too but Shaun is better. No offence. What I like about Shaun is his attitude. He has like the best attitude among all of us in class. Cause he swears. Yeah, just like me. Bryan do swear but not that good enough. Shaun calls me prostitude, bitch, asshole, perverted & stuffs like that but seriously, I have nothing in my mind to swear him back when he calls me that mean names. Jiayee teach me to actually say gigolo to him which means guy prostitude. Ju Liang is sitting beside Alyssa. They both are so funny and I don't actually know how to tell you this. It's complicated. I was almost ripped apart while Ju Liang and Alyssa was telling me so, I can't explain it. Ju Liang was pulling me on my left hand and Rachel on my right. Damn, it was painful. Ah, the best part in school was 'ponteng-ing' class with Wendell, Ka Foon, Jun Yan & Hock Wei. Ka Foon called my name so I get to ponteng B.M class. Teacher didn't actually care if I 'ponteng' and I went out. We walked a big round and look out for Ka Foon's big crush. We stare at her for like a long time and moved on then. I have to say, Ka Foon, she's just so simple. No offence. Went back to class and four of them take another kids from other class to 'ponteng'. I went back to class then. Everyone was like everywhere so I just came in and people there were shouting. Shaun : Thats your bro? Walaoweyh! Gangster man, thats why always call you go ponteng!
Me : Err, what the hell?
This is the awesome part.
Shaun : So stupid la your brother. Your brother is a man prostitude like you! Hahaha!
Me : Yeah, yeah. Cool right.... I mean WHAT? What the hell did you just say?
Shaun : Heheheh, your bro is a man prostitude!
Me : You wait, I call him now!
Shaun : No la. I just kidding only. I kiddi... Please! Noooo!
Jiayee : Don't be so mean weiyh. Don't call la.
Me : See ya! Kor, a little kid call you prostitude!
Shaun : Woii! Noooo!
Wendell : Who? Who's that boy?
Me : Shaun
Wendell : Where?.... Oh you! You come here!
Shaun : No la, your sister lying only. I kidding wan!
Wendell : Come here!
Teacher : Yes? Can I help you? Apasal pulak ni Wendell?
Wendell : Tak de la ckigu. Mau panggil itu budak!
Teacher : Nothing then you can bela. Go!
Wendell : Wait teacher. Wait.... Ciou
* gang walks away *
Teacher : Wendell is your brother?
Me : Yup
Teacher is actually like friends with my brother so she didn't actually care bout my bro.
Ah, how awesome seeing Shaun being scared to death. Hilarious. Hahahaha. Epic Fail. This is it. See ya, creatures!
